Thursday, July 16, 2009

The drawer


This is the ultimate lung.
First, you need a drawer and a plastic bag, like a garbage bag.
Then, what you do is this : You line the inside of the drawer with your bag, leaving a considerable amount of slack inside : to allow for it's opening and closing. Then you puncture or drill a hole on the top, and you let the opening of the bag come out of there, so the only hole in the area in the drawer is that hole. After that, you get a bowl, and make sure that it screws into the hole.
To get high, you simply put the bowl in the hole, pack it with weed, and while your lighting it, you pull the drawer open; thus sucking in the smoke. Then you unscrew the bowl, place your mouth up to the whole, and slam the drawer shut, sending a huge amount of smoke into your lungs.
If someone tries this, post a comment..

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

My house

The interior of the building is kind of like the style of an art gallery, where the bare walls, ceilings and floors are white. The edifice does not have many big, wide, main rooms but consists mostly of corridors with little 'sub-rooms' off to the sides.
One of the main features is a big castle like replica that is all over most of the right side of the wall, completely covering it in many places. The ceilings are high and there appears to be walkways near the top of the fortress. However, there is no apparent way of getting up there. The walls of the castle - especially near the bottom - appear more like the sides of a mountain, although they are smoothed and only have vague bumps. The material of this castle appears to be made of papier mâché. The whole thing is very colorful and seems to be drawn on with pastel crayons - lots of smudging, smearing and swirling of the colors. The colors are mostly light blue, yellow, red, pink - colors and shades that one would expect to find on cotton candy.
Another thing about this building that likens it to an art gallery is that the corridors seem to loop around, forming a square/circular path, with many unexpected corners. Further more, there are many items - art works if you want - scattered around in some of the sub rooms. One such room for example- all white - walls, ceiling and floor - contains upright sticks or staffs of all different styles and forms. They appear very simple at first glance, yet they have a very subtle and elegant quality or complexity to them. Something otherworldly that takes one by surprise. There are many such 'sub-rooms' like this in fact, but this is the only one I remember enough to describe.
There are also other rooms that seem to be meant for living in, however they possess certain impracticalities which would make this awkward. For example, off to the left of the main hallway and at a slightly lower level, there is a 'sub-living room'. It is separated from the main passage way by some sort of low fence - one too hard too describe. The flooring in this area is fake hard wood floor and in the back there is a stone wall with an always burning fire place. There are also many of the usual things found in a cluttered living room. The lighting in this room is very warm and heavy, as opposed to the cold and clear lighting of the rest of the building and in the middle/front of this room, there is an 'in-ground' bath tub with the taps turned on full blast with the hot water. The water is also being drained out, but not at a sufficient rate and therefore the tub is overflowing. Next to the tub there is a dark blue couch with puffy pillows and this is constantly getting soaked.

All things considered I like it here.