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So.... I started school again, which means I might not be posting as often. But we'll see...

Pants

I’m not one to be overly picky about the attire I find myself in; I am content with almost anything that fits me decently well and isn’t flamboyant. I’ll even shop at second hand stores or accept hand me downs. However, there is one thing about my outfit that I, without exception, must insist upon; I must be wearing a proper pair of pants.

Now my requirements are not too excessive; I demand only a few simple things. Most importantly, the shape or fit of the garment must be satisfactory, that is, the legs must be long enough, they cannot be too slim nor too baggy, and the waist cannot be so big as to give me the appearance of having ‘thunder thighs’. Also, the material is important, and must contain a minimal amount of spandex or anything else to enhance the stretch. As for the color, anything not too flashy is fine by me – blue, grey, brown, tan, whatever.

These are, I believe, reasonable demands to make of one’s clothes. However, despite my conservative standards, I have found it excessively difficult in the past to procure myself a decent pair of pants. This has for result that I am now reduced to a mere two pairs of old disintegrating jeans. They are torn, worn, faded beyond belief, and all the pockets have holes in them.

So, I am now on a mission to completely refurbish my wardrobe and do not plan to rest until it is completed. So if anyone has seen a pair of pants that they think might suit me, please let me know!